I’ve Got Your Bhagavad Gita Right Here
I always suspected that those really die-hard yogis and yoginis were actually in it for the money. I remember the first time I drove up to my yoga studio and noticed a brand new Lexus parked right in...
View ArticleJan Says
On Friday, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed the state’s controversial new immigration law, second only to Farmers Branch for its dumbassery, which will make it a crime to be in the country illegally. Now...
View ArticleShakira’s Hips Go to Phoenix, Hope to Shake Up Immigration
Colombian pop star Shakira headed to Phoenix today to protest the recently signed immigration law and meet with Mayor Phil Gordon. Although Gordon is an advocate for strong immigration ordinances, he...
View ArticleCuba Libre!
FL Republican Senate candidate Marco Rubio is now backing Arizona’s immigration law after the most controversial part—stopping every Hispanic indiscriminately and asking for their papers—was tweaked to...
View ArticleMouth of the Border
In John McCain’s new campaign ad on immigration, he’s seen walking with a local sheriff and talking about the perils of illegals. You know, like “drug and human smugglings, home invasions, murder.” How...
View ArticleIt’s All Spanglish to Me
There’s a new law in Arizona and, before you cringe, you should know that despite coming on the heels of the controversial immigration law, this one is much more reasonable. It prohibits classes that...
View ArticleContempt of Court
I don’t know if you’ve heard but NBC is canceling Law & Order. Which means that my lifelong dream of writing for them is now dead. I think I’ll just add that to my file of “lifelong dreams now...
View ArticleRazing Arizona
Oh COME ON Arizona. Did you just wake up one day and say to yourself, time to let the crazy out? Because even if you’re a fan of the state’s new immigration law—and really, who isn’t—you have to admit...
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I’m Down on My Daydream
That’s right, Arizona.They can’t go for that. Hall & Oates has canceled its concert at Chase Field to protest Arizona’s new immigration law. It’s a bitch, girl. Looks like the Diamondbacks will...
View ArticleThis One Time? At Banned Camp?
Was I really the only one who didn’t like District 9, featuring disenfranchised oversized prawns, the images of which have forever ruined shrimp cocktail for me? Last year I convinced my father to go...
View ArticleOff With Her Head!
I trust everyone made it through Hurricane Alex. I didn’t want to float away in my car so I left it in my parking garage and attempted to swim home. I’ve never really been a “swimmer” as much as a...
View ArticleMexican Martini
The Justice Department Tuesday filed suit against Arizona’s anti-immigration law. Damn you jackbooted thugs! What, there aren’t any more undercover Russian vixens for you to go harass so you have to go...
View ArticleOut of Left Field
“The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has...
View ArticleThings You Can Tell Just By Looking At Them
A federal judge has blocked key provisions of Arizona’s immigration law from taking effect on Thursday, including requiring police to try to determine the immigration status of people they stop,...
View ArticleImmigrants in Arizona No Longer Allowed to Drive, Urged to Commute by Skateboard
A new immigration bill is making its way through the Arizona Senate that would prevent illegal immigrants from driving or buying a car, getting married, or sending their children to school. They can’t...
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